Tuesday, March 3, 2009

♪♫The Life of a Kidnapping Pirate is the Life for Meee♪♫

Lauren and I thought it would be fun to kidnap timmy the teddy bear. Good thing we did, it's been very fun! Giving ransom notes to his parents through their lockers has been the best part. Ahh, you should have seen the look on their faces when they read those. Since they didn't carry out the instructions on the note, I was forced to harm Timmy. Here's what I did:



Swinging on the fan


No comment


tangled in the sewing machine while he was making knock off coach purses for a dollar an hour


getting sucked into the sewing machine


getting interrigated



Watching Titanic.

Using him to keep the nail steady while I worked


He got in the way of the saw while I was fixing the counter in this one

Holding him over a hot stove burner

hah


Straightening his hair




Drowning

He has a new outfit too!


Now all there is left to do is print them out, and put them in Skyla's locker tomorrow! Then she will pay the ransom.
:D

4 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
    These ae soooo great!
    i love it how you have on a black glove the whole time. my favorite one is the stove picture. I want some credit for these, though since taking pictures of him in harm and giving them to zach and skyla was my idea. we are sly.

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  2. No comment?? Forcing him to wear ladies' lingerie...SHAMEful!!

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  3. hahahaha, you crack me up! i can't believe you reverted to sweatshopping him... poor timmy. i can't wait to see you, baby girl! only a couple more weeks!

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  4. I drive nails through him, burn his whole body, drown him, beat him with a mallet, saw at his throat, hang him by the neck on the fan while it's running, force him to watch "Titanic", and you are worried about me sweatshopping him?? Goodness. hahahha
    now it just one week!

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