The Cobra's Failure

The Cobras failed our kidnapping mission. we never got ransom, and got caught in the first 15 minutes anyway. Of course being me, I had to deny that we did it for two weeks and pass out "MISSING" posters to everyone until they got bored of it. I actually printed out those pictures of Timmy planning to put them in Timmy's mom's locker so she's find them but I put them in the wrong locker. So I can only imagine what the person who received the pictures was thinking and who he showed them to...
Our "vicious gang's" name is the Cobras. It had to be overused and stupid of course. If it was a cool name like "The masked ninjas" it just wouldn't be the same. So it had to be "the Cobras." Our mascot is hissing cobra. Everyone thought it was a picture of a screaming onion, but that's justs as good as a hissing cobra.

♪♫The Life of a Kidnapping Pirate is the Life for Meee♪♫

Lauren and I thought it would be fun to kidnap timmy the teddy bear. Good thing we did, it's been very fun! Giving ransom notes to his parents through their lockers has been the best part. Ahh, you should have seen the look on their faces when they read those. Since they didn't carry out the instructions on the note, I was forced to harm Timmy. Here's what I did:

Swinging on the fan

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tangled in the sewing machine while he was making knock off coach purses for a dollar an hour

getting sucked into the sewing machine

getting interrigated

Watching Titanic.

Using him to keep the nail steady while I worked

He got in the way of the saw while I was fixing the counter in this one

Holding him over a hot stove burner

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Straightening his hair

Drowning

He has a new outfit too!


Now all there is left to do is print them out, and put them in Skyla's locker tomorrow! Then she will pay the ransom.

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